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Following the misadventures of Mike and his friends, a group of ragtag Canadian youths. Mike's former friend Dave hates Mike based off of some past experience which has yet to be revealed, and is trying to kill him and destroy his life. Dave has joined forces with an old shirt of Mike's which somehow has gained sentience and goes around sucking the life out of innocent folks. The police are after the shirt and think Mike's involved. Meanwhile, Mike's just trying to live a normal life with school and video games. Mike spent a good amount of time tracking down a girl named Hannah whom he has a thing for. Wheter or not he tells her, well... we'll see.

Cast
pic Mike
First Appearance -
Weekly Stupidity # 1
Mike is a college art student from Hamilton Ontario. A rather normal guy with an abnormal life. Ex Friends coming back to kill him, evil shirts trying to kill him, Police squads investigating his every move. He just wants to draw and maybe date. Is that too much to ask? Seems to have a problem with turning minor disputes into full fledged blood fueds.
pic Hannah
First Appearance -
Weekly Stupidity # 48
First seen as an elf girl working in Santa's village, Hannah ran into Mike randomly ran into Mike on the bus. After some communication breakdowns, Hannah finally got into contact with Mike and the two started to be friends. Mike has a thing for her, but has never told her. Hannah is also Dave's secretary. Awkward!
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Dave
Mike's former best friend in High School. Senior year Mike and Dave had a falling out and things since have bad. Using the shirt, Dave played the stock market to get rich. He owns his own company and uses his wealth to destroy everyting his former friend holds dear. What a dick.

pic The Evil Shirt
First Appearance -
Weekly Stupidity # 1 (worn by Mike) Weekly Stupidity # 44 (Evil)
Once Mike's favorite shirt, discarded by his mother. Somehow the shirt came alive and grew an immense hatred for Mike. Hooking up with Dave the two have joined forces to make Mike's life hell. Feeds off the life forces of others. Few wearers of the shirt recieve increases in intellignece, speed and strength while wearing the shirt. Prolonged contact is nessessary.
pic Trevor
First Appearance -
Weekly Stupidity # 1
Trevor has known Mike since the first day of Kindergarten. Moved away when they were kids but they kept in touch. It turns out they ended up going to the same college, and after a few attempts, Trevor convince Mike to move in with him in Oakville.Plays entirely too many MMORPGS.
pic Rob
First Appearance -
Weekly Stupidity # 2
One of mike's good friends from high school. Kind hearted, but comes off as apathetic because of his monotonic nature. Rob has moved because of college and doesn't make it out to events as much as he used to, but still tries. Enjoys the occasional cigar.
pic Kris
First Appearance -
Weekly Stupidity # 4
Mike's other good friend from high school, Kris is very sarcastic and realistic. No slouch in the brains department, Kris went to college for a year, dropped out, and is working full time as an IT guy for Dave's company, much to Mike's displeasure. Kris is also responsible for pointing Hannah in Mike's direction after an odd set of circumstances.
pic Gummy
First Appearance -
Weekly Stupidity # 2
Gummy is a weirdo. A year or two younger than Mike and his group of friends they keep Gummy around for pure entertainment value. Unpredictable and fun, Gummy is also an amatuer magician for some reason.
pic Pierce
First Appearance - MSC # 162
Dave's chief scientist and apparent world wide fugitive. Stories of how he lost his eye are numerous and vary, but we're pretty sure it was an unfortunate pencil accident. May have an agenda of his own. A "Patriotic" person.
pic Razi
First Appearance -
Weekly Stupidity # 32
Mike's college classmate and pal. An accomplished artist, Razi (he goes by his nickname around our heroes, rather than his real name Dave for obvious reasons) is trying to be educated as an illustrator. May or may not be a gang member in Toronto.
pic Andrea
First Appearance -
MSC # 78
Introduced to Mike by Gummy, the two quickly became fast friends. There was a aquestion of wheter or not Mike liked Andrea, but some misunderstandings between the two killed any romantic possibilty. Mike and Andrea recently cleared the air and parted ways.
pic Collins
First Appearance - MSC # 100
The Police Inspector in charge of the P.S.S.T. Mike's only real supporter in the police department., he believes Mike has no control over the shirt's behavior. Just who are the P.S.S.T.? Read below.
pic P.S.S.T.
First Appearance - MSC # 98
A top secret task force operating as part of the
Hamilton Police Department. The Police Sentient Shirt Task force is out to find the evil shirt and stop it from hurting any other unsuspecting citizens. Known members: Simmons, Lange, Mackinnon.
pic Jethro
First Appearance - MSC # 72
Jethro is Mike's best bus friend. The wannabe bike shop owner seems to run into Mike at the most inopportune times, and hasn't noticed that Mike doesn't care about what he has to say. Jethro recently was put into a coma by Pierce and Dave in an experiment.
pic Cassie
First Appearance - MSC # 105
One of Trevor and Mike's roommates. Cassie came to Sheridan to build a career. An A student since elementary school, Cassie isn't one to let a social life or other people get in the way of her future plans. Needs to come out of her shell.
pic The Temp
First Appearance - MSC # 139
When Dave found himself in need of a secretary a temp agency sent over Ms. Boadwin, an innocently naive bundle of energy. Eventually Dave lets her go and she's picked up by a certain Police task force.
pic Random Sales Person Niki
First Appearance - Weekly Stupidity # 45
Works at La Senza...and Tim Hortons...and Santa's Village...and just about everywhere else. The only seen friend of Hannah, Salesperson Niki uses her ...ahem ...charming demeanor to...sell stuff?
pic Vincent
First Appearance - MSC # 126
This slab of humanity is Dave's Bodyguard. Little is known about him other than he's the size of a house, works for Dave, and picks up all his chicks.
pic Sandy
First Appearance - MSC # 105
Trevor and Mike's other roommate. Very polite and loves to have fun. A drama brat. Also enjoys horseback riding and long walks on the beach.... okay just horse back riding...
pic Dougee
First Appearance - MSC # 76

What can we say about Dougee? This under-age drinking wonder, always managed to end up at the same party as Mike. The last time they met Mike almost tore out his arm, will we see Dougee again?